Clothing As A Wingman
You know you’re in the right store, buying the right article of clothing when the care instructions tell you that if you wear it on a first date, you’ll do awesome. That’s the type of positive thinking we all need in our lives.
Ironically, looking at the cuff of the shirt, it looks more like a sweatshirt. So, the question is, are we going on a first date with our Netflix account? Cause if so, we have to break it to you, that wouldn’t be the first or even our tenth date.
The Secret Is Out
If Harry Potter and Merlin have taught us anything, it’s that people should not mess with unicorns. We mean, honestly, in the Forbidden Forest, if someone messes with a unicorn, specifically drinking its blood (gross), they are doomed to live a cursed life.
The same goes for Merlin. Arthur messed with a unicorn, and you know what happened? The entire kingdom went to ruin until he righted his wrong. So, moral of the story, don’t buy an article of clothing that uses any form of a unicorn!
Clothing That Makes You Smile, Literally
Again, thank you, clothing care instructions, for telling us exactly what needs to be done. And this label even tells us what we shouldn’t do! We’ll call that a win-win. The only thing is we don’t need your judgment, clothing tag! What if its a bad day and we’re stress shopping, therefore frowning.
There’s no need to go to a doctor if someone doesn’t feel like smiling. Although, we do appreciate the uplifting message. So, just for you, article of clothing, we shall smile and wear you home.
Oh, The Irony
This is another affirmation we can totally get behind! Labeling people isn’t something we want to go around doing. So, if someone puts a label on you, just smile and walk away (after giving them a long speech about how stereotyping is a horrible way to go about life).
Take it from this denim piece; don’t let anyone label you! Hopefully, every time this person wears this shirt, they’re feeling strong and empowered. Of course, with a smile that says, “I know something you don’t. And it’s my ironic tag.”
