But What Happens After Midnight?
The thing with signs, or labels, in this case, is that when they tell you not to do something, there is a magnetic feeling that makes you want to do it. With this tag, the care instructions say not to feed the shirt after midnight.
Well, now we’re going to have to feed it — whatever that entails — just to see what happens. Does the shirt turn into a walking talking article of clothing at midnight? Who knows!
Need A Dressing Recipe? Look At Your Shirt’s Care Instructions!
This shirt is looking out for the buyer! Or, rather, the person who made the care instruction label is looking out. If this person is ever in need of an emergency salad dressing recipe, all they have to do is look to their shirt.
Although, after reading the ingredients, it looks like this would be a bit thick for a dressing. So, may we advise to use the recipe as a dipping sauce for chicken or fish? Yummy!
To Dry Clean Or Not To Dry Clean, That Is The Question
Were not sure about you, but with the amount of confusion that goes on in our day to day life, these are the type of care instructions that would make us roll the shirt into a little ball and throw it out the window.
Honestly, what in the world are these instructions trying to tell us? Are we supposed to bring it to the dry cleaners or not? And how do you over press something? Mom, we’re going to need some help with these Hamlet instructions.
The Best Holiday Care Instructions Ever
For all of those people who think they have to watch what they eat during the holidays, take some advice from this label. Festivities are so not the time to cut back on delicious food and adult beverages. But a time to indulge and be merry with family and friends!
That being said, after the holiday season ends, maybe think about cutting back on some of those sweets. Or, if you’re on a health kick, keep wearing this shirt for dieting inspiration so you can indulge, come the next holiday season!
