Uh Oh
Many people put up “beware of the dog” signs on their front lawns. But this person wants you to beware of the…well, we don’t know. Whatever it is, it bit off the rest of the sign.
If you really want to terrify your neighbors, tell them that your dog or other pet did this. Or, mention something about a cryptid in the area, like bigfoot. This sign provides so many opportunities for further jokes and pranks.
Memory Is Fickle
The more plants you get, the less likely you are to remember every plant. But people always like to ask about certain plants. The solution? Get this sign that says, “I don’t remember planting this.”
It’s a perfect conversation starter and ender. People will laugh at the sign, but they won’t ask you about the plant, because you don’t remember. If you don’t want to discuss any part of your garden, put this sign everywhere.
