Harsh But True
Obviously, someone at the labeling company had their ego shut down! Instead of “m” standing for the typical medium, this person took it upon themselves to make it stand for “manly.” Honestly, if we had the power to change the universal “m” to something else, we would take a crack at it.
This person takes it a step further, though, making fun of the person who is grabbing the medium-sized shirt. It’s okay, friend, you’ll get to that “L” one day. Speaking of, we wonder what the “L” stands for with this company!
Just In Case You Need A Healthy Snack Option
While other articles of clothing give care instructions on how to wash and dry a shirt or pants properly, this piece is providing personal care tips. According to this stretchy elastane fabric, it’s time to put down the Doritos and soda and time to pick up a healthy snack.
If you want to say goodbye to yoga pants and sweats and hello to skinny jeans, take the advice and pick up a nice fruit salad. Your body will thank you for it!
Preach!
Thank you, shirt, for expressing the thoughts of normal people everywhere. Dear stereotypical fraternity boys, it is never too hot outside where taking your shirt off in the middle of a social gathering is cool.
There is nothing worse than walking up to a game table and seeing a bunch of guys with their shirts off for no apparent reason. Guys, it’s 60 degrees outside, everyone knows you’re cold! So, do us all a favor and take the shirt’s advice.
The Lazy Person’s Ultimate Shirt
EASTPAK knows its way to a lazy person’s heart, with care instructions that tell you what you can do, but, like, it’s not necessary. If there’s no reason to impress anybody, don’t even worry about ironing!
The thing is, once again, this little label doesn’t tell us anything about washing and drying! So, this is now the designated “chair shirt.” You know, the shirt that isn’t clean so it can’t be hung back up, but it’s not dirty, so it doesn’t go in the hamper—the chair shirt.
When Your Clothing Is Self-Aware
There’s nothing quite like people who are completely self-aware of who they are, where they came from, and what they plan on doing with their future. It’s a breath of fresh air. Now, just think about your clothing being self-aware. Yea, kind of strange, right?
This shirt is totally in the now, knowing where they were made and probably what their purpose is if we had to guess. Someone should probably educate it on where animals and humans come from, though!
